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Creepy dream from last night... [Dec. 30th, 2009|10:07 am]
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We're all in a big motorhome, almost run over a skunk speeding down a dark, unpaved road. Driver slows down. A group of 5 or 6 beavers appear in the headlights, peering at us curiously. Driver stops the RV. THE BEAVERS OVERPOWER US. Everyone but me is kept in the RV, a beaver drives it away. A couple beavers and I (who has been kidnapped, by the way) start walking...

The beavers and I are walking down the road, it's getting lighter out. I realize I have my camera and start taking pictures of one of the beavers. Clearly, beavers are quite full of themselves. They all stop walking.
Beaver: *cheesy pose, one beaver arm behind its head*
Me: *takes pictures*
Beaver: What do you want me to do? *pose*
Me: Oh, just beaver stuff.

No more Family Guy before bed.
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Two terrific things this summer [Jul. 9th, 2009|12:17 pm]
White gold bracelet from that special someone
+ river-rafting down the Fraser w/ dad + sis
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MY TRIP TO THE STAR WARS STORE [Nov. 24th, 2008|10:08 am]
Upon entering the store, I heard only the heavy breathing from open mouths of nerds.

I approach the huskiest of the clerks ...

Me: Do you have any Star Wars stuff?

Clerk: *eye twitches* Yeah! *gasp* Let me show you shum shtuff
Clerk: *goes to back room*
Clerk: You guysh! The propheshy hash come true! A girl likesh Shtar Warsh!

Clerk 2: Fuck off, Denny

Clerk: I'm sherious, guysh! There'sh a girl in the shtore! A pretty one!

Clerk 2: I SAID, fuck off, Denny!

Clerk: *gasp* *sigh*
Clerk: *comes back out with STARS WARS PLUSHIES. No word of lie* We just got shome great plushiesh in shtock.

Me: Well, I'm looking for something for my boyfriend ...

Clerk: *gasp* Ohhhh ...

Me: ...

Clerk: Can he teach ush how to get girlsh, too?
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2008|11:43 am]
8:40 AM: I have spied a giant vehicle nearby. It is a massive thing, as big as I imagine several whales sewn together by madmen to be.
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lmfao [Sep. 7th, 2008|02:54 pm]
Having sex with the family dog once is a mistake. Having sex with the family dog four times is a preference.
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2008|03:39 pm]
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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WTF, JR ... [May. 31st, 2008|11:55 am]
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Johnny Rotten Wants to Write for Britney Spears

    Sex Pistols singer, Johnny Rotten, would love to write a song for Britney Spears.

    The rock musician known as Johnny Rotten believes that he can write a great song for Spears, although their musical styles are very different, reports FemaleFirst. Rotten said, "She has been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music. I haven't written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I'd like to help out because there's a girl who needs some help."

    Johnny Rotten was at the centre of the British punk scene in the 1970s.
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2008|11:41 am]
Happy early birthday to Ilya! ~
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Aerosmith Discography [Dec. 18th, 2007|10:01 pm]
Aerosmith/Get Your Wings/Toys In The Attic 3 stars
$23.69
Very Best Of Aerosmith
$16.29
Aerosmith  (1973) Remastered 3.8 stars Audio Samples
$9.65
Get Your Wings  (1974) Remastered 4.4 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
$9.65
Toys In The Attic  (1975) Remastered 4.4 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
$9.89
Rocks  (1976) Remastered 4.8 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
$9.75
Draw The Line  (1977) Remastered 4.5 stars Audio Samples
$7.85
Live! Bootleg  (1978) Remastered 4 stars Audio Samples
$9.65
Night In The Ruts  (1979) Remastered 4.7 stars Audio Samples
$7.85
Greatest Hits (1972-1979)  (1980) Remastered 4.4 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
$9.89
Rock In A Hard Place  (1982) Remastered 4.5 stars Audio Samples
$7.85
Done With Mirrors  (1985) 3.7 stars Audio Samples
$6.29
Classics Live  (1986) Remastered 4 stars Audio Samples
$8.85
Permanent Vacation  (1987) 4.5 stars
$9.09
Permanent Vacation  (1987) Remastered 5 stars Audio Samples
$8.09
Classics Live II  (1988) Remastered 4 stars Audio Samples
$8.29
Gems  (1988) Remastered 4.3 stars Audio Samples
$8.05
Pump  (1989) 5 stars
$9.09
Pump  (1989) Remastered 5 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
$8.09
Pandora's Box  (1991) 5 stars Audio Samples
$30.89
Pandora's Box  (1991) Deluxe Edition 5 stars Audio Samples
$38.19
Get A Grip  (1993) Remastered 4.3 stars Audio Samples
$10.85
Get A Grip  (1993) Argentina +1 Bonus Track; Remastered 5 stars
$10.99
Big Ones  (1994) 3.8 stars Audio Samples
$10.85
Box Of Fire  (1994) Limited Edition 4.5 stars Audio Samples
$109.39
Nine Lives  (1997) 5 stars Audio Samples
$8.05
Nine Lives  (1997) Audio Samples
$9.65
Little South Of Sanity  (1998) 4 stars Audio Samples
$19.39
Little South Of Sanity  (1998) Edited 4 stars Audio Samples
$17.59
Just Push Play  (2001) 2.8 stars Audio Samples
$10.09
Young Lust: The Aerosmith Anthology  (2001) 4.7 stars Audio Samples
$16.05
O, Yeah! Ultimate Aerosmith Hits  (2002) 4.2 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
$20.15
Honkin' On Bobo  (2004) 3.7 stars Audio Samples
$9.65
Collection (Aerosmith/Get Your Wings/Toys In The Attic)  (2004) Audio Samples
$23.69
Collection (Aerosmith/Get Your Wings/Toys In The Attic)  (2004) 5 stars Audio Samples
$23.69
Gold  (2005) Remastered 3 stars Audio Samples
$16.09
Chronicles: Permanent Vacation/Pump/Get A Grip  (2005) Box Set Audio Samples
$24.79
Rockin' The Joint  (2005) DualDisc 3.3 stars Audio Samples
$16.19
Rockin' The Joint  (2005) Audio Samples
$9.75
Devil's Got A New Disguise: The Very Best Of Aerosmith  (2006) 2.8 stars Audio Samples
$14.99
Millennium Collection: 20TH Century Masters  (2007) Remastered 5 stars
$8.09
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