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Creepy dream from last night... [Dec. 30th, 2009|10:07 am]
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We're all in a big motorhome, almost run over a skunk speeding down a dark, unpaved road. Driver slows down. A group of 5 or 6 beavers appear in the headlights, peering at us curiously. Driver stops the RV. THE BEAVERS OVERPOWER US. Everyone but me is kept in the RV, a beaver drives it away. A couple beavers and I (who has been kidnapped, by the way) start walking...

The beavers and I are walking down the road, it's getting lighter out. I realize I have my camera and start taking pictures of one of the beavers. Clearly, beavers are quite full of themselves. They all stop walking.
Beaver: *cheesy pose, one beaver arm behind its head*
Me: *takes pictures*
Beaver: What do you want me to do? *pose*
Me: Oh, just beaver stuff.

No more Family Guy before bed.
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Two terrific things this summer [Jul. 9th, 2009|12:17 pm]
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White gold bracelet from that special someone
+ river-rafting down the Fraser w/ dad + sis
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MY TRIP TO THE STAR WARS STORE [Nov. 24th, 2008|10:08 am]
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Upon entering the store, I heard only the heavy breathing from open mouths of nerds.

I approach the huskiest of the clerks ...

Me: Do you have any Star Wars stuff?

Clerk: *eye twitches* Yeah! *gasp* Let me show you shum shtuff
Clerk: *goes to back room*
Clerk: You guysh! The propheshy hash come true! A girl likesh Shtar Warsh!

Clerk 2: Fuck off, Denny

Clerk: I'm sherious, guysh! There'sh a girl in the shtore! A pretty one!

Clerk 2: I SAID, fuck off, Denny!

Clerk: *gasp* *sigh*
Clerk: *comes back out with STARS WARS PLUSHIES. No word of lie* We just got shome great plushiesh in shtock.

Me: Well, I'm looking for something for my boyfriend ...

Clerk: *gasp* Ohhhh ...

Me: ...

Clerk: Can he teach ush how to get girlsh, too?
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2008|11:43 am]
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8:40 AM: I have spied a giant vehicle nearby. It is a massive thing, as big as I imagine several whales sewn together by madmen to be.
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lmfao [Sep. 7th, 2008|02:54 pm]
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Having sex with the family dog once is a mistake. Having sex with the family dog four times is a preference.
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(no subject) [Aug. 31st, 2008|03:39 pm]
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GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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WTF, JR ... [May. 31st, 2008|11:55 am]
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Johnny Rotten Wants to Write for Britney Spears

    Sex Pistols singer, Johnny Rotten, would love to write a song for Britney Spears.

    The rock musician known as Johnny Rotten believes that he can write a great song for Spears, although their musical styles are very different, reports FemaleFirst. Rotten said, "She has been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music. I haven't written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I'd like to help out because there's a girl who needs some help."

    Johnny Rotten was at the centre of the British punk scene in the 1970s.
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(no subject) [Feb. 16th, 2008|11:41 am]
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Happy early birthday to Ilya! ~
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(no subject) [Jan. 10th, 2008|10:25 pm]
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Aerosmith Discography [Dec. 18th, 2007|10:01 pm]
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Aerosmith/Get Your Wings/Toys In The Attic 3 stars
Very Best Of Aerosmith
Aerosmith  (1973) Remastered 3.8 stars Audio Samples
Get Your Wings  (1974) Remastered 4.4 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
Toys In The Attic  (1975) Remastered 4.4 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
Rocks  (1976) Remastered 4.8 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
Draw The Line  (1977) Remastered 4.5 stars Audio Samples
Live! Bootleg  (1978) Remastered 4 stars Audio Samples
Night In The Ruts  (1979) Remastered 4.7 stars Audio Samples
Greatest Hits (1972-1979)  (1980) Remastered 4.4 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
Rock In A Hard Place  (1982) Remastered 4.5 stars Audio Samples
Done With Mirrors  (1985) 3.7 stars Audio Samples
Classics Live  (1986) Remastered 4 stars Audio Samples
Permanent Vacation  (1987) 4.5 stars
Permanent Vacation  (1987) Remastered 5 stars Audio Samples
Classics Live II  (1988) Remastered 4 stars Audio Samples
Gems  (1988) Remastered 4.3 stars Audio Samples
Pump  (1989) 5 stars
Pump  (1989) Remastered 5 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
Pandora's Box  (1991) 5 stars Audio Samples
Pandora's Box  (1991) Deluxe Edition 5 stars Audio Samples
Get A Grip  (1993) Remastered 4.3 stars Audio Samples
Get A Grip  (1993) Argentina +1 Bonus Track; Remastered 5 stars
Big Ones  (1994) 3.8 stars Audio Samples
Box Of Fire  (1994) Limited Edition 4.5 stars Audio Samples
Nine Lives  (1997) 5 stars Audio Samples
Nine Lives  (1997) Audio Samples
Little South Of Sanity  (1998) 4 stars Audio Samples
Little South Of Sanity  (1998) Edited 4 stars Audio Samples
Just Push Play  (2001) 2.8 stars Audio Samples
Young Lust: The Aerosmith Anthology  (2001) 4.7 stars Audio Samples
O, Yeah! Ultimate Aerosmith Hits  (2002) 4.2 stars Audio Samples Definitive Album
Honkin' On Bobo  (2004) 3.7 stars Audio Samples
Collection (Aerosmith/Get Your Wings/Toys In The Attic)  (2004) Audio Samples
Collection (Aerosmith/Get Your Wings/Toys In The Attic)  (2004) 5 stars Audio Samples
Gold  (2005) Remastered 3 stars Audio Samples
Chronicles: Permanent Vacation/Pump/Get A Grip  (2005) Box Set Audio Samples
Rockin' The Joint  (2005) DualDisc 3.3 stars Audio Samples
Rockin' The Joint  (2005) Audio Samples
Devil's Got A New Disguise: The Very Best Of Aerosmith  (2006) 2.8 stars Audio Samples
Millennium Collection: 20TH Century Masters  (2007) Remastered 5 stars
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